- voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
- harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]